The guys rejoice that one of the Democratic candidates FINALLY dropped out of the race, and they wonder how fat they sound on the internet. They share tales of CB radios, young love, and The Price is Right. Rett explains Internet Porn. They discuss Jewish scandals, conspiracy theories, mythical creature paintings, and several documentaries
This episode is sponsored by a much better produced podcast, The Mindfield. You should definitely try it out. It is pretty incredible. The guys talk about Heads or Cocktails, bowling, being murdered, Bernie Sanders, and a truly disappointing Waffle House sex tape. Jon tries Dachs Beer, and it is absolute garbage. They discuss the ins and outs of dipping Christ in Christ. Rett gets pretty indignant toward ABC package. They discuss hemp laws in Georgia and Orlando Bloom’s penis. Owen has left for Spain. They revisit the discussion of limitations on art and gauge human decency in a few typical day-to-day interactions.
The guys come together to discuss Heads or Cocktails, Golden Girls Gone Wild, and whether it is better to put limitations on creativity. Rett gets all of his news from memes. There is talk of the recent Man Man and Rebecca Black concert and Ron Jeremy’s rum. The guys discuss the upcoming post-apocalyptic future, their roles in it, and the likelihood of mankind rediscovering the Philly Cheesesteak. They talk about cheese, Russian bots, Christmas, Yahtzee, and the Babyshitters Club.
The gang’s all back together again. Lil’ Skweeque talks about the necessity of Lil’ Skweeque time, offers a UFC update, and kind of shits his pants. Jon pushes Kitty Conversion Therapy. The guys miss Rip Torn, talk about nipples, and come up with the most amazing breakfast sandwich in the history of the human race.
For this episode, Dick Loverboy and the Reverend Florist gather together without their close friend and co-host Lil’ Skweeque to recap night one of the Democratic Debate and experience night two in real time.
The guys discuss making America great, erectile dysfunction, and Jewiness. Rett’s dog comes out as trans. Rett poops himself in a thrip store. Jon explains lemon party to his wife. TJ talks about ballscaping. They have a very spirited discussion about women’s softball, listen to some music, and recommend some other podcasts. There is also discussion of sweatiness and horniness and Heads or Cocktails.
TJ recalls his recent trip to New York and expresses some frustration with his fellow air-traveling humans. New York is a filthy place. The guys discuss Ecstasy on a Plane vs Acid on a Bus. Jon talks about John Wick 3, Booksmart, and Rotten Tomatoes. There is talk of old penises and the best Adam Sandler movie. RIP Tim Conway again, and RIP Leon Redbone. They discuss TV theme songs and this crazy world we live in. They talk about open carry, drones, politics, ocean pollution, teleportation, death, and abortion.
The guys talk about the weather, whiskey, and cat presents. RIP Peter Mayhew and Grumpy Cat. They remember a recently deceased UGA professor. TJ goes night putting. Jon gets brunch, returns to a sushi buffet, and shares an SSG. They discuss Game of Thrones, Athens Business Rocks, Heads or Cocktails, and America. Jon’s mom gets him in a Thai clinch, and they discuss the recent Summer of 99 Reunion.
Talk of diabetes leads to discussion of giving up a foot, which of course leads to toe fungus. This episode has autistic Trump supporters, weird hillbilly accents, and Redneck Isis. The guys offer up theories on the Notre Dame fire and some Avengers Endgame predictions. There is more talk about townies, Joe Biden, Stephen King, and Twilight on mushrooms. And fronking.
The guys kick off the show by sampling Beastmode’s new beer from Akademia Brewing Company, Olen Av Odin, and they find it to be surprisingly delicious. This leads to some toilet talk, black loggers, and the recent songwriter’s retreat. They discuss Heads or Cocktails, the Auburn gymnast, and Leaving Neverland. There is talk of some recent white privilege outside of Little Kings and debate about townie targeting. Rett checks the Urblan Dictionary, and the guys discuss Julian Assange’s recent arrest. Talk of the recent record-breaking python that was captured in Florida leads to a serious discussion about snake-baiting.
The guys gather once again to discuss racism, chair-breaking, and white privilege. They hit some current events with the Jussie Smollet case and the Mueller report. Jon remembers some college tomfoolery, and Rett remembers smoking mad blunts with the dorm housekeeper. The guys talk about lynching, ranch packets, Us, and Captain Marvel. They also discuss Jon’s tone. And, TJ enjoys a delicious Beef n Cheddar.
After some brief technical difficulties, the guys finally get it together enough to produce the quality content that you have come to expect from the Armageddon Afterparty. Rett recounts his river trip, and that leads to a discussion of Baptist sex. The guys talk about Open Toad and debate whether or not the hit podcast Heads or Cocktails could ever be held liable for child support. Jon tweets at the President. TJ talks about dick pics. The guys read some listener mail and revisit teaching your children racism. TJ gives a wrestling update, and they discuss Leaving Neverland. And Rett finally erases all doubt that he is in favor of public breastfeeding.
With Dick Loverboy currently floating down the river, the guys were not able to record an episode this week. But, in its place, you are getting something very special: the most recent episode of Heads or Cocktails, Mr. Loverboy’s other passion project. Listen as Adam, Jack, and Jeremy engage in a battle of wits and of livers at Little Kings in a truly valiant attempt to earn the coveted title of Heads or Cocktails Champion.
The guys come out swinging pretty hard on this one. Apparently, Dr. Seuss is a racist, as is Jesus. The guys debate whether it is okay to be racist with children. Rett gives a Masked Singer update and reveals his secret New Years Resolution. They discuss the Cohen hearing and the 2020 Democratic presidential candidates. There is talk of free will and the multiverse. TJ gives some parenting insight, and the guys talk about getting old. Jon gives a Crawford water quality update. They discuss the Oscars, and the Reverend Florist is tired and mean.
The guys open with the dulcet tones of Terry Bradshaw and close with a lament for the upcoming loss of Michael Jackson’s entire catalog. And in between, they talk about Jussie Smollett, Robert Kraft, Theranos, Brody Stevens, Pen15, Russian Doll, The Sopranos, Heads or Cocktails, gerbils and guinea pigs, the village at the Special Olympics, MAGA hats, top hats, and R. Kelly. Also, Jon wonders whether he is offendable, and TJ makes Jon lose it.
Happy Valentine’s Day, Survivors. Rett has shame. TJ hates Valentine’s Day but apparently loves minefields. Jon gets farted on in Bells again. There is talk of taint massage, Bill Cosby, Mr. Rogers, and Jeff Bezos’ penis. The guys ponder blackface and celebrate National Cheddar Day.
The guys gather for their first show of 2019. Jon and Rett recall the recent Crash Test Dummies show, the guys review some New Years resolutions, and they talk about the recent vegetative pregnancy in the news. They discuss Below Deck, Ted Bundy, and the Fyre Festival documentaries. Rett shares a nude pic, Jon shares some Werner Herzog, and they take a trip to Murder Mountain.
The guys gather for their final show of 2018, debate this year’s best guest, and get one last Stephen King update from Rett. They talk about boogers and poots, dogs, and the dynamics of a good dick slap. They remember Penny Marshall, poorly, and talk about the Crash Test Dummies, New Year’s Eve plans, and almost pooping oneself. They listen to the “Let Me Be Frank” video, remember the greatness of the recent Basketball Team show, and talk about trashbags full of whippits. Rett shares some Crunk House stories, and they guys look onward toward 2019.
Dick Loverboy, Rev Flo, and Lil Skweeque return for a very special Christmas episode. Jon plugs the upcoming Basketball Team show on December 22. The guys revisit the SEC Championship and discuss whether Baby Skweeque is going to be lied to about Santa Claus. They share fond memories of Christmas morning and He-Man. The Great Poo Controversy rages on as Jon continues to try to defend his honor. They discuss “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”, Breaking Bad, and Saturday morning cartoons. There is talk of underwear and the fact that an inordinate number of disgusting sexual maneuvers are inextricably and proudly linked to the great state of Ohio.
TJ is sick. Jon has dry skin. The guys make SEC Championship predictions and talk about wombat feces. They discuss The Last Jedi, UHF, Strange Brew, Logan’s Run, and Kathy Bates’ bush. They debate the merits of rail-gunning trash into the sun and come up with a new Burger King slogan. And TJ gets a new nickname.