The guys gather once again to discuss some Trump cabinet picks, slumber party games, and Return to Oz...again.  Jon breaks down Islam.  They talk about marijuana laws and holiday masturbation.  Jon defends Scientology.  Rett has a dookie finger.  There is talk of an Alabama Housecoat.  Jon updates the guys on the Oglethorpe County News Facebook page.  They talk about Santa, Jesus, bullying, and Rett doing his first feature film.  The guys mourn the loss of John Glenn.  Rett celebrates the life of the Georgia Peach himself, Ted Williams.  A game of "Would You Rather?" leads to TJ recalling his experiences ejaculating into a cup.