During this episode, the guys talk sexism, serial killers, and comedy murder podcasts. They relive old adventures from the Firehouse Package store. They recount the recent Beastmode show at the Georgia Theatre. They talk about the Olympics, doping, and Michael Phelps. Jon reviews a couple of recent Netflix movies. Overall, I think this one gets a D+.
In this episode, the guys talk Heads or Cocktails, Pokemon Go, and the recent vandalism at Bear Hollow. They also ponder the age-old question of which of my friends would be most useful in a fight with a bear. Jon tells tale of spear hunting pigs in Oglethorpe County and shows the guys his sunburned tummy. There is talk of ghosts, relics, and sneaking into people's house to watch them sleep. Jon updates everyone on the naked Twister lady. They talk about UGA, DUIs, and passing out at red lights They also recap the recent party conventions, and they ponder how long it would take to notice if all the Mormons disappeared.
The guys welcome Henry Mitchell III to the Bunker for an unprecedented 8th time. And this time, shit gets serious. The guys spend some time discussing the recent violence in the United States and racism in general, all leading to Rett pondering the possible retirement of his well known, yet oft-maligned, watermelon humor. There is also talk of Pokemon Go, a UFC 200 recap, and another naked hallucinating UGA student in the news. Henry plugs some shows, talks about Athens For Everyone (link below) and shares some love. Rett takes advantage of that love to plug Heads or Cocktails. And TJ finally gets a show title.
The guys descend into the Bunker once more for talk of UFC 200 (it has since already happened), hot yoga (it is lame), and the mystery of the missing episode (Rett is a dumbass). They talk about a few movies, Jon's trip to the beach, and the Hulk Hogan sex tape. They spend some time really analyzing Rett's racism and reveling in the internet sensation that is King Assripper. TJ gets some exercise tips from Rett, which of course leads to an anatomy lesson. They discuss a tiny amount of politics, and the Rett declares what he feels to be the jam of Summer 2016.
The guys get back to the basics of The Armageddon Afterparty: three idiots, Bunker, booze. And of course, they discuss racism first thing. Then they spend the rest of the podcast talking about the tragedy in Orlando, terrorism, homophobia, gun control, Facebook activism, and a little politics at the end. Also, Rett becomes fascinated with thought experiments.
For this episode, the guys welcome local bartender Trey Brock to the Bunker. Rett gives a Heads or Cocktails update and then a yoga update. The guys ponder "how gay is okay?" There is talk of religious cults, doo-doo bubbles, and politics. Also, they guys discuss the recent naked PCP garbage truck rampage in downtown Athens.
So, the guys leave the Bunker unattended for five minutes, and a damn metal band slips in and starts doing their own show. Henry and Richard Mitchell return to the Bunker and bring the rest of the band Beastmode for a truly memorable podcast. They talk about their new album, the upcoming White Thrash Party (May 28 at Caledonia Lounge in downtown Athens), politics, poop, and the general state of the world today.
Two of the guys welcome David Hogue from the band Fallow to The Bunker. The third guy is busy masturbating for a good cause. They talk about the upcoming White Thrash Party (May 28), the Presidential Election, and vaginal steaming. Talk of gas station chili and the end times leads to Rett and Jon's memories of church camp. Later on, Rett's computer seriously fucks shit up. There will be a link to Fallow's song "Til Death Do Us Part" below the show link.
In preparation for the upcoming White Thrash Party (5/28/16 at Caledonia), the guys welcome a couple of guests to The Bunker for this episode: Jon Lane from the band Jet Engine Dragons and John McNeece from the band Marses. There is talk of the local Athens Metal Scene and music in general. Rett gives a burn update. There is a little news and politics, the G-Day game, and Ludacris's rider. Check out the links below for samples of both bands' music.
The guys gather in The Bunker once again. Rett considers being a Tiny Homes slumlord. Jon plays McDonald's Monopoly and gets fatter. They follow up on The Great Monroe Tannerite Lawnmower Incident of 2016. Rett gives his review of The Jungle Book. They talk about some recent deaths (Chyna and Prince), which leads to discussions about wrestling, Jehovah's Witnesses, and Celebrity Rehab. Then there is just a little bit of politics at the end.
The guys gather in The Bunker to mourn the loss of Merle Haggard, talk about Jon's farts, and listen to Rett talking about creeping out little kids. TJ is trying to have a baby. Jon is having a yard sale. Rett is feeling lots of feelings. They talk about James (The Amazing) Randi, Batman vs. Superman, and free bleeding. And Rett shares all of his Six Flags secrets.
Rett's back, bitches. And, surprisingly, sober. Rett tells tale of his river trip. TJ jizzes into a cup. Jon describes the almost perfect poop. They talk about another podcast (Song Exploder). Jon plays in the dirt. They check out a few news stories and mourn the loss of Rob Ford the only way that they know how - by playing a game in his memory.
Also, please do not forget that our good friends in Beastmode are going to be playing in the finale of the Athens Unsigned Battle of the Bands at Livewire on Saturday 3/26. Get off your ass and support some awesome local music. Details in the link below.
The guys (without Rett...finally) welcome Henry Mitchell III and his little brother Richard Mitchell the First to The Bunker. Henry and Richard are members of the metal band Beastmode, and they are currently participating in the Livewire Battle of the Bands. Right now, they are set to compete in the finals on March 26, so get off your ass and go support some good local music.
Henry premieres the new Armageddon Afterparty theme song. They guys talk politics, which of course leads to talk of prepping for the coming apocalypse. There is some drug talk, some river talk, and some food talk. And at the end, there is a terribly unprepared version of "Ask a Black Guy."
For this episode, the guys spend some time really breaking down the Presidential Race. They also discuss Katt Williams' recent arrest in Gainesville, Chris Jones' penis unleashing at the NFL combine, and Rett's half marathon training. Talk of hot yoga devolves into talk of group showers (of course). They spend some time talking about Chelsea Does Drugs and the Oscars. And just between you and me, the close second subtitle for this episode was "Burning Dick Muscle."
For their 73rd episode, the guys welcome former radio disc jockey and current sound effects master Kip Conrad (@stripmallkarate on Twitter) into The Bunker to switch up the format a little bit. Rett and TJ give updates on their basketball coaching gig. The guys talk about Star Wars, Deadpool, and the final episode of the X-Files. Jon talks about chickens and penises. They discuss workplace masturbation, Donald Trump, and the Apple/FBI controversy.
The guys are really going on a strong no-guest streak right now. In this episode, they discuss the etiquette and possible legal ramifications of passing a school bus. They talk about the movie Spotlight and the live television version of Grease. Jon gives his theory regarding the evolution of the human male penis, then expresses his displeasure with the current state of pop music. Then, the guys apparently get in some sort of internet time machine, go back 6 years, and start checking out YouTube videos. And, at the end, Jon and Rett start calling one another racist.
The guys once again converge on The Bunker to bring you some of the best post-(imagined)apocalyptic humor available on the Internet today. They talk Presidential politics. Rett talks about training for a half marathon...and his balls. Ken inadvertently delivers an amazing Shit Story Glory via text. Rett bemoans Eastside fast food. Jon talks about Kangaroo Dundee. They guys talk about Roosh V, men's rights, and Return of Kings. They casually chat about institutional racism in downtown Athens bars and shoot the shit about the best selling hip-hop albums of all time.
First of all, does anyone even read these things? Or am I just wasting valuable time and artistic effort? Tell you what - first person to email us at afterpartypod@gmail.com and include the phrase "Rett's Nipple Milk" in the subject line will receive a special reward of five American dollars. It will be our little secret. Anyway, episode 70 is a real zinger. The guys spend some more time talking about Star Wars. They ponder the career of American actor Sam Rockwell. Rett recaps the entire final episode of the X-Files. TJ gets his shit ganked at a comedy show. Rett almost destroys his scrotum training for a half-marathon. Jon gives a Midville recap. The guys discuss what a male nipple milk would taste like, and they spend some more time talking about Rett's butthole, as per usual.
Well, Survivors...it looks like we made it. The 69th episode of The Armageddon Afterparty is now finally upon you. The guys pay tribute to two legends who recently passed: Lemmy Kilmister and General Norman Schwarzkopf. Rett talks about Christmas and the X-Files, and Jon talks about Detective Joe Kenda. A combination of Rett's old photographs and Jon recounting a show on Nat Geo cause the guys to get nostalgic about their childhoods. TJ wonders how his dad would respond to him being gay. There is talk about New Year's resolutions and Rett's new Fitbit. And (SPOILER ALERT at the 51 minute mark) the guys talk about the new Star Wars movie.
ALSO - Head or Cocktails is happening tonight, 12/30/15, at 8 pm at The Nowhere Bar in beautiful downtown Athens, Georgia.
For this episode, the guys welcome their old friend Mutha back to The Bunker. They talk about UGA football, Star Wars, and Rett's recent dunk tank adventure. There is also talk of cake walks, Oregon Trail, and the preferable method of scrotum hair removal. Jon fails miserably in his efforts to find a video online. Rett gets drunk on whiskey, talks about international relations, and demonstrates proper ball-waxing technique. Due to a special request, the guys talk at length about Ken's penis. And at the end, the guys discuss their favorite holiday songs, and they take the time to wish everyone a very Murray Christmas.
