The guys discuss baseball in the time of Covid, America’s Frontline Doctors, and the pros and cons of hope. Rett attempts to honor John Lewis, and the guys talk about funerals. Jon lets the dogs out, and they receive some listener mail. And, Mrs. Loverboy shows up and completely derails the podcast.
The guys are all still locked down, so it’s time to talk some barbeque. They talk about wings, wasps, 5 lb briskets, and whether black pepper matters. They discuss Covid in Georgia and government overreach in Portland, and TJ leads a couple of water meditations. Rett tells everyone about a couple of recent purchases and his move toward that Motorcycle Bluegrass Lifestyle.
Jon gives the results of his Covid antibody test. The guys discuss Covid in Georgia and our Governor’s amazing reponse. They mourn the loss of many people, but mainly Gyro Wrap. They ponder Kanye’s presidential campaign. Rett tells a Shit Story Glory and unveils his new political strategy, and the guys try to end things on a positive note.
The guys come together once again for a very emotional episode. They talk about the Covid, conspiracy thinking, cancel culture, guilt, ticks, masks, and the movie Free Solo. This episode is dedicated to Roland 303 - RIP, old friend. You’ve always been good to us.
With everything going on in America and the world today, we thought it was time to bring you a very special episode of the Armageddon Afterparty. The guys talk about the deaths of George Floyd and Rayshard Brooks, the protests that have followed, race relations, Black Lives Matter, and the social media responses to all of it. Of course, they also talk about indigenous people’s balls and demonstrate a monumental lack of knowledge about capital cities in the Pacific Northwest. They discuss the Covid and make some predictions for third quarter 2020.
The guys come together once again through the amazing wonders of the internet to discuss whether handles of liquor should be required to have handles, whether Rett should have attended a funeral in the times of Covid, and whether Jon’s dog should be wearing a diaper. They talk about Trump vs Twitter, George Floyd, and Jon’s scalded butthole. And somehow they get to whether Billy Zane is hot or not.
No guest this episode, folks. Just the guys talking about swinging, pooping, the re-opening of Georgia, and Jon’s upcoming family vacation. There is also talk of Twin Peaks, Red Dawn, Lenten Roses, and the Rise of Skywalker. The guys talk about Covid 19 and its effects on the UFC and the upcoming football season. Jon talks about his pinched nerve. They discuss the Broad River Assault, which somehow leads to an Oxford Comma debate. And, they talk about Plandemic and the Right’s current obsession with conspiracy theories.
For yet another quarantine episode, the guys welcome their second guest of 2020 to The Bunker by way of the internet. Will Kiser comes with the jokes, opinions, and his very own podcast, The Mindfield. Rett gets racist toward white people (for a change), and he offers an update on his workplace dookie situation. He then proceeds to tell the longest SSG ever. So long, in fact, that they were able to record an episode of a whole other podcast right in the middle of it. They debate whether Kim Jon Un may be alive, and Jon gives a TMNT correction from the last episode.
The quarantine continues! The guys talk about the grand re-opening of Georgia, the joys of Zoom meetings, and body hair. They discuss perineal sunning as a defense against Coronavirus. There is talk of quarantine meals, grocery store freedom, and Black Twitter. They discuss the logistics of Coronavirus bowling, and they wonder just what the President will say next.
The guys gather once again to discuss Governor Kemp’s attempt to re-open the great state of Georgia. Jon has been watching Deadwood again. Rett tells tale of the Great Lenten Rose Hunt of 2020 and also of Mighty Samson the Cockatiel, who bested him in a battle of wits many years ago. They talk about TJ’s dong, Jon’s quarantine bowel movements, and some listener mail.
The guys gather from afar to talk about Covid 19 masks, grocery store switcheroos, and the fact that Rett can’t seem to get any alone time. TJ is back at work. Rett is giving back to the community. Jon talks about Deadwood. And, they discuss their reactions to some of the public’s responses.
The guys harness all the powers of the internet to bring themselves together once again with slightly better sound quality than the last episode. Things are really starting to devolve. TJ’s daughter is smearing feces. Rett is wondering if people care about what he thinks. Video teleconferencing is really driving the point home to Jon how fat he is. The guys discuss Tiger King, share some quarantine accomplishments, and mourn the loss of Kenny Rogers and Bindi Irwin. Rett is definitely starting a cult at work. Jon sings the praises of eventual Karaoke and Cheesesteak at the VFW, and the guys look forward to that point in the future when things get back to normal.
The guys are quarantined! So, we apologize for the sound quality on this one. Lil Skweeque and the Reverend Florist call in to The Bunker, where Dick Loverboy is trying his best to maintain his sanity. They discuss the liberal conspiracy that is the “Coronavirus,” and DLB talks about his river trip and his sanitization technique. The guys fondly remember Heads or Cocktails, and they discuss the ACC Shelter in Place ordinance.
Rett has overflowing toilets, which somehow flows into talk of the state of politics these days. Rett shares cat butt videos from the Internet. Life hurts Jon, and he talks about his old man liniment game. Rett joins a softball league. TJ watches back-cracking videos.
The guys welcome Adam to The Bunker as their first guest of 2020. TJ and Jon recall a harrowing tale of meeting a strange man in the middle of the night. Rett gives a pretty amazing bowling update. They discuss helicopter crashes and other rich people problems. Rett gives ANOTHER Whole30 update. They talk about some recent improv and Open Toad shows in Athens. Jon recounts an unsettling bathroom story. There is talk of the Super Bowl halftime show, putting kids in cages, George Jones, and Rett’s shelving situation.
The guys come together once again to talk about Drunk and Furious, get a Whole 30 update, and debate whether beatin’ is in fact, cheatin’. Rett gives some strong opinions on high school kids having sex. And so much for the rest of the summary, because we have to get his episode out in time to remind you to vote for us in the Flagpole Athens Favorites awards before the end of the day.
This episode really has everything: corrections, Whole 30, besmirchery, Billy Dee Williams, Adolf Hitler, Aaron Hernandez, Heads or Cocktails, lighting farts, dementia, and Iggy Pop’s penis. TJ makes some predictions for the 2019 college football season. Jon introduces a new segment called “Fat Piece of Shit News.” Jon gets pissy, then apologizes to TJ. Rett promptly accepts Jon’s apology, then interrupts him in the best possible way.
Welcome to 2020! We did it! The guys talk about resolutions. Rett talks about Whole 30. TJ appreciates Jon’s knowledge of gas station food. Rett and Jon talk about Midville. There is discussion of impeachment, RBG, Dumbo, The Mandalorian, the Muppet Movie, and Booksmart. Rett cannot pronounce the word “rabbi.”
The guys gather in The Bunker once again to discuss 90’s nostalgia in marketing, make some corrections, and revisit Octopus-gate. This leads to some memories of the Crunkard House. Rett has a new bowling ball. Jon returns to the Chinese Buffet. TJ is feeling down. Rett gives a stool sample. Jon discusses politics with his niece. The guys talk about Artie Lange, the BCS, and fruitcakes.
The guys gather to talk about Korn, Kilts, and Lady Postmen. Rett gives a Bunkler Burglary Update. They discuss some recent Dutch news and Halloween plans. Jon talks about the Seattle homeless. Rett has an upset tummy. They talk about the new Star Wars trailer, some other podcasts, and Trump news. Jon loves crab rolls, and Rett shits the bed.
