During episode 44, I mentioned an incident when I recently received what I believe to be the single shittiest five dollar bill in the history of America from a drive through attendant at the Wendy's on Prince Avenue.  Due to the fact that our podcast is not much of a visual medium, we have decided to provide a picture of that five dollar bill: 


We would hope that agree that this is the worst five dollar bill ever.  I mean it is really, really terrible.  It is a disgusting, flaccid, embarassing piece of shit.  I would like to say the strangest thing about the whole thing is that despite the fact that it looks like it has been balled up and forcefully inserted into a homeless man's asshole for a few days, I can attest that it does not have any out-of-the-ordinary smells.  But, despite all of our efforts, we simply cannot determine what the filth is.  

As explained, the problem that I have with this five dollar bill is the shame that is inevitably going to accompany the spending of it.  I need to point out that I, unlike my podcast partners and former Bunker-mates, am fully capable of shame.  I am a human being, by God, and I try to look out for my fellow man.  Now, I am going to have to go out, look someone directly in the eye, and hand them this piece of garbage after they provide me approximately five dollars worth of goods and/or services.  At this point, I am at a loss.  This shitty sawbuck is too flaccid for the strip club, it is too filthy for any establishment with even the smallest amount of usable light, and I cannot bring myself to donate it to any decent cause.  If you have ideas, please feel free to comment on this post.  Survivors, I am relying upon you.  But, perhaps more importantly, shit-stained Abraham Lincoln is relying on you.  Please do not, through your inaction, cause him to have been assassinated in vain.  God speed...