Today, Armageddon Afterparty celebrates our Independence Day. For this episode, the guys gather in The Bunker and have some pretty serious discussion about Rosebudding, pubic hair dye, and several recent Supreme Court decisions. TJ regrets going to college, Rett considers himself an artist, and Jon eats a beef and cheddar. Rett issues his co-hosts an open mic stand-up comedy challenge. Jon tells of his recent experience in a sensory deprivation tank. At one point, the guys consider protesting their own show. Happy Fourth of July, everyone.