The guys talk about Rett's recent obsession with The Dark Tower, the Menendez brothers, gray pubes, and buttholes. They make fun of Jon's giant head and disgusting fat body. There is an election update and some discussion of the dynamics of a church shooting. They talk about the recent flood of sexual abuse allegations, and Rett talks about Triangle Biscuit and female orgasm tents. There is a UFC 217 recap, talk of white privilege, and drunken tales of cats in distress.