Rett drops some coke knowledge, ponders the ultimate bidet, and tells the Zima and cigarillo story again.  Jon gets worked up.  The guys discuss the crazy Gwinnett knife bitch, and they ponder the age old question: Krull or Beastmaster?  They talk about the G20 protests, Trump fatigue, and terror attacks.  They wonder about the spelling of dookie and decade-specific hotness.  Rett talks about his river trip and introduces the guys to Man Lard. They talk about Bear Fights, the Georgia Theatre, and Earthworm Jim.  And they end up discussing Rett's magnum opus, The Jizzmopper Trilogy.