Jon makes his triumphant return to The Bunker with updates from vacation. The guys ponder a Rett vs Rhett battle to the death, and they wonder whether all cops are actually dirty. They talk about Mr. Belvedere, parallel parking, and Rosemary's Baby. Jon is fascinated with a Catholic television channel. Rett drinks cheap whiskey and is fascinated with pegging. They discuss some horrible news stories. There are some Trump updates and talk of Hotel Indigo, goons, and Road House.