The guys kick things off by debating the word "tranny" again, which leads Jon to a serious feeling of deja vu. Rett is fascinated with Teen Moms.  TJ is fascinated by Amazon.  Rett recalls his recent eclipse field trip.  Jon asks several butthole-related questions.  Rett runs an obstacle course.  The guys finally uncover hard evidence of Jon's racism, discuss hotel etiquette, and wonder what Bill Gates jerks off to.  They end up with predictions for the Mayweather McGregor fight, discussion of some Jon Jones news, and Hulk Hogan's penis.