After a bit of a hiatus, the guys finally get back together in The Bunker to welcome 2018, talk about Georgia football, and apologize for things that Rett says. The guys talk about Down Syndrome, space telescopes, edging, the Me Too Movement, dick punching, Mexican food, and of course, The Dark Tower. Jon throws out some Asian accents. They spend a little time on President Trump's shithole countries comment and offer poorly informed opinions on tax breaks. There is talk of Black Mirror and The Room. They discuss the legality of the Buffalo Bill move, TJ offers up his orgasm noise, and Rett describes his genitals. And they wrap things up with a rousing game of Guess the Omelette.