First of all, one of Rett's stupid dogs crapped in The Bunker, like a jerk. Also, some mystery person snuck in and crapped at Jon's job. The guys discuss murdering child molesters, curling, and the Super Bowl. They talk about all of those maniacs in Philly. Rett goes bowling. They discuss the recent Tide Pod Challenge, and Rett talks about sucking batteries as a child. TJ talks about his beautiful baby, and the guys discuss Solo, the Terminator franchise, and the X-Files. Jon gives his report from a recent open mic, and Rett workshops material.