Have you ever been to Helen, Georgia? Well these guys have, and they are going to talk about it. They also give their opinions on water parks, the state of Florida, and Whitewater (TJ hates it). Rett comes up with his 19th million dollar idea. Jon offers corrections and apologies. They discuss Alex Mack and NXIVM, Ponzi schemes vs pyramid schemes vs multi-level marketing, and the magic of sauna. TJ has been watching a lot of prison shows. Rett checks his Christian privilege, and the guys debate, once again, whether they should start their own cult.