God, it has been a while. The guys gather in their new second bunker for all of that nonsense that you have come to know and love. Rett laments the loss of Justice Anthony Kennedy, and the guys discuss lip tattoos, meteor mining, and cupcakes for gay people. They talk about the Space Force and wonder if John Glenn is dead. They mourn the loss of Anthony Bourdain, and debut a new segment called Big Talk with Pigroast. Rett shares his recent magazine articles and gives his review of The Elephant Man. Jon signs up for an open mic. Rett admits to putting his own penis in his mouth, and the guys wonder if gay is funnier when it is between dudes.