Every now and again, you and your friends need to start a conversation by talking about chickens and end by talking about your buttholes. In between, the guys talk about comedy, the British Royal Family, pronouns, Herschel Walker, and the MCU.
The guys are back together once again, virtually, of course. Dick Loverboy is done with Whole 30, back on the brown liquor, and setting new goals for 2021. The guys come up with a Covid workaround for the River Trip, and they encourage everyone to vote in the Flagpole’s Athens Favorites.
Lil’ Skweeque took a well-deserved week off, so this one is just Dick Loverboy and the Reverend Florist. They talk about Cruella, Impeachment, the Larry Sanders Show, and other podcasts. Rev Flo mourns the loss of Farmington Kitty, and they talk about the death of Rush Limbaugh. DLB’s got some new shoes, and there is a rover on Mars right now.
The President has been impeached. Jon has been walking. Ebola is back! The guys honor the memory of Larry Flynt and reminisce about the days of woods porn. Gina Carano gets fired. Dick Loverboy wants more memes and is completely sick of Whole 30.
The guys get together just to stare at Lil’ Skweeque’s amazing new moustache. They announce a contest winner and a new contest. They wish a brief RIP to Dustin Diamond. There is talk of Ted Lasso, Name That Tune, and the 1000 Pound Sisters. They discuss the best way to keep your daughter away from serial killers, and they answer some listener mail. Rev’s dad almost blows himself up, and Dick’s mom doesn’t want to talk to him. And DLB ponders a return to pizza delivery.
The guys send heartfelt congratulations to their good friend Will. Dick Loverboy talks about his recent foray into the MCU and gives a 20th century history lesson. Jon wonders if he has a drinking problem. The guys issue the Standing Outside the Fire Challenge. They talk about socialism, the Nightstalker, and Virgil’s balls. They debate which Indiana Jones movie is greatest and sing praises to the River Spirit. And we learn about Other TJ.
The guys celebrate the final six days of the Trump presidency and reflect back on the storming of the Capitol. Dick Loverboy is exercising. There is a listener challenge. Jon ponders marriage as a death gamble. DLB discusses some upcoming movie screenings in the yard, and Jon really misses Parler.
Happy New Year! The guys gather virtually to discuss the Covid, the college football postseason, and the results of the Georgia Senate runoffs. Then they talk about the events of January 6. Jon reveals that his whole family has Covid, and DLB is doing a fitness challenge.
The guys gather remotely to ponder whether Trump will leave the White House peacefully and also, does God have a plan? Jon goes to Wal-Mart. They talk about Star Wars, the Georgia Senate runoffs, and Covid Christmas.
You would think, with a title like this one, that the guys would be spending some time this episode offering some really deep and well thought-out reflections on what it’s like to be an American in these trying times. Nope. It’s The Mandalorian, Clone Wars, and also some Trump stuff. Jon reports out on his foray into the world of Parler. They spend some time on Rudy Giuliani’s butt, Jon’s parents’ sex practices, and Sarah Fuller.
It’s another socially distanced episode, folks. Hear the guys talk about Covid tests, Rudy Giuliani’s wet fart, and some Trump news. They debate bringing a personal heater into a bar, talk about some RIPs, and discuss possible sponsorship opportunities. And, they wonder if they need to get on Parler.
Dick Loverboy celebrates Joe Biden’s victory. Rev Flo offers a Star Wars correction. The guys talk about movie nights, John Grisham novels, and the career of Oliver Platt. Lil’ Skweeque offers some show recommendations and his thoughts on the smells on porn sets. There are tales of motorcycle escapades, down syndrome triathlons, and self-pleasure in the White House. They debate real vs fake Christmas trees and discuss the recent over-cologning of the Rev Flo’s groceries.
The guys gather virtually to discuss the aftermath of the US presidential elections and check the accuracy of the last episode’s predictions. Jon explains his plans to take over Parler. DLB gets a new alias. The guys ponder Christian Facebook and wonder if we have seen the last of candidate Trump. They share fond memories of Alex Trebek and Sean Connery, revisit a conversation about mustard, and make some more predictions.
The guys gather virtually to discuss Jon’s hatred of chiropractors, Dick Loverboy’s candy tube, Ichabod and Mr. Toad, and the new Borat movie. Then the guys make some very drunk predictions about the upcoming election.
The guys gather in person for another socially distanced episode, and they welcome a very special guest, Cathy, a lady who only recently discovered The Armageddon Afterparty and who really brought a lot to the table. They discuss some politics, The Fast and Furious movies, Dick Loverboy’s pants, voter suppression, Rudy Giuliani, Jeffrey Toobin, and Carole Baskin. They debate how bad the US Senate smells and the best way to dispose of a body. Jon talks about Prime Rib Biscuits (featuring fried egg!). And, Cathy takes the guys up on the Robocop 2 challenge.
The guys are back separated by the internet, possibly where they belong. This episode kicks off with a rare SSG from Jon. The guys talk about the debates and the President getting Covid. Rett tells about his new yard projector and giant screen. They mourn the loss of Eskimo pies and Eddie Van Halen. TJ sings the praises of sweat pants. Rett explains his humor and encourages the listeners to do their civic doodie.
For this milestone episode, they guys gather in person for the first time since Covid 19 changed everything. Rest assured, they recorded outside on the porch and maintained a rather drunken level of social distancing throughout. The guys check in with a number of previous podcast guests to see how their previous podcast appearances have changed their lives for the better, and they take a little stroll down memory lane. Thank you to Mutha, Ken, Adam, Henry, and Will for taking part in this landmark episode of the Armageddon Afterparty, and thank you so much to everyone who has listened and hopefully enjoyed our podcast over the last seven years. We love you guys.
Jon finally gets to explain how he thinks that his wife may one day kill him. The guys discuss family gatherings in the times of Covid, Trump’s high opinion of veterans and amputees, and the Netflix shows Love on the Spectrum and Pick of the Litter. They also talk about magnet fishing, metal detecting, and other old man things. And the Republican National Convention. And farts.
It’s another socially distanced episode. Rett opens with an apology. The guys talk about UGA football and the likelihood of a season. Rett updates everyone on his efforts to get Joe Biden elected and takes a surprisingly strong stance against capes. Jon wonders if his wife may kill him.
The guys talk about other local podcasts, comfortable clothes, and peeing on pizza. They wonder if TJ may have actually gotten away with murdering Tara Baker in Athens in 2001. They talk about Karens, Covid, and Rett’s upcoming vacation. They make some Vice-Presidential nomination predictions and debate going to Sturgis.
