Just Thinking About M&Ms

It is almost February, so Happy New Year, Survivors. The guys celebrate the University of Georgia football team’s National Championship win and Dick Loverboy’s return to Whole 30. They debate eating on the toilet and think about the people we have lost so far in 2022. Dick shares an unusual meatloaf recipe, Lil Skweeque goes on a rant, and Rev Flo celebrates the life and misadventures of Rutledge Deas. New dog Doc gets crowned King of the Butt Stuff, and the Armageddon Afterparty celebrates their own National Championship.

On Paper, Cocaine Sounds Terrible

It is the most wonderful time of the year, and the guys are celebrating by talking about movies and books and boners. Rev Flo clarifies some details about his butt-watching. Lil’ Skweeque has been sick. The Polaroid returns. And, to really celebrate the holiday season, the guys spend some time talking about cocaine.

Bring in the Wolf Fluffer

The guys get together for a very special Thanksgiving episode, one in which they talk about DLB’s birthday bowling, goats, the TIger King, and the Armageddon Afterparty Christmas Carol. There is discussion of south Georgia zoos, Southern Wolves, babies in bars, and public concert urination. They come up with a never-ending Ponzi scheme and talk about Tuesdays With Dick at Little Kings.

Doing Important Work

Rev’s dad is recovering from knee surgery, and DLB can’t get his Bulleit fix because of some sort of glass shortage or something. There is talk of recycling, injuries, and outrageous claims about Atlanta geography. They guys ponder how many lives Dick Loverboy has inadvertently ruined. They discuss the Braves, the Bulldogs, holidays with Covid, and jetskis in ponds.

Shouldn't Have Had That Sushi

The guys revisit beating up children, wonder what Michael Richards is up to, and debate the best Ewok celebration song. There is talk of pernographic movies, motivational robots, and joro spiders.

High Knees and Cardio

The guys discuss the word aphrodisiacal, rabbit holes, and Goop. The invent a couple of new products. And they talk about beating the hell out of small children. And there is also Love on the Spectrum and dogs on motorcycles. RIP Norm MacDonald.

A Chinese Toothache

The guys gather in Bunker #2 to talk about some television shows, Joe Rogan, and the California Recall Election. They discuss abortions in Texas, Covid, and weddings on game day. Dick shares about his recent trip to New York City, and the guys share stories from the zoo.

A Burner for the River

The Rev makes a Covid confession. The guys continue their powder conversation and discuss the Delta Variant. Some college kid spots a body in the river. Herschel Walker is running for Senate in Georgia. Talk of Arby’s leads to stories of bathroom emergencies.

Quite Strongly Sensitive

Welcome, new listeners! We hope that you are interested in Afghanistan and Covid. The Rev nails a job interview. DLB goes fighting around the world. They talk about Saved by the Bell, The Boys, and White Lotus. And then there is a fairly extensive discussion about Arby’s and ball-powdering.

Gandalf's Beard

The guys gather in Bunker #2 to talk about the Delta Variant, cocaine, the Olympics, and Brittany Spears. A discussion about paying college athletes leads to a potential business venture. The Loverboy House is in need of repairs, the Rev is glad he doesn’t have kids, and of course they talk about bathroom stuff. And, there is a stroll down memory lane with some memories of The Hole.

First One In, Last One Out

The guys talk about marijuana decriminalization, janky ankles, half marathons, 75 year old erections, and potential speedo designs. They discuss Dick Loverboy’s total support of the release of Bill Cosby, debate the volumes of the Armageddon Afterparty members, and talk about actors with gigantic heads. They wonder what is currently going on with The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia, and DLB comes up with a new podcast mascot.

Playing Yahtzee With Yourself

This week on Armageddon Afterparty, the guys talk about Covid, rainbows, and sex with unicorns. They complain about young people these days. Skweeque talks about his dad. Dick talk about July 4th. And the Rev jalapenos his penis. Overall, a solid episode, and it also includes some debate over whether or not this is actually just a podcast about butts.

The Truth is in the Pudding

This episode has a lot, you guys. Dick Loverboy talks about his experiences in the DARE program. Rev Flo tries to argue that racism can be funny. Lil’ Skweeque seems to hate smooth desserts. The guys try to come up with some interesting new sex moves. Rev talks about his vacation. And then things just completely devolve into farts.

The Tiniest of Pants

The guys debate dogs vs sheep, hair vs fur, Rev Flo vs Rev Flo’s brother, Bill Cosby vs Cancel Culture, and whether or not you should suicide yourself. They talk about movies, quarries, Parler, filibusters, and floaters.

5G in Both Shoulders

The guys talk about DLB’s bathing techniques, his moisturizing routine, and some of his childhood memories. Rev Flo offers his opinion on people who offer their opinion to strangers. There is discussion of family vaccinations, Nickelodeon, and the Ewoks movies. And Dick Loverboy saves a baby deer.

The Legend of Dick Loverboy

Second episode back in The Bunker, and things are getting weird. The guys talk about Pandemic Roadies, the definition of scrum, and the movie Disorderlies. Dick Loverboy gives a Facts of Life update, and that naturally transitions into the sexual escapades of geriatrics. There is a little talk of politics along with discussions about facial hair and The Underground Railroad

Fire-Spinning and Farmer Tans

It is finally here. The guys have returned to The Bunker. And complete madness ensues. Dick Loverboy tries at some accents and recommends one episode of The Handmaid’s Tale. They talk about Elon Musk on SNL, sex with your cousin, the Kentucky Derby, and MF21. The Reverend rails against Facebook news and gives a doggy butthole update. And Dick Loverboy offers his Rules for Life.

Plastic Bottle Vodka and a Can-Do Attitude

The guys are getting SO close to being vaccinated! Rev Flo has grown a Ted Cruz beard! The guys talk about buttplugs, glitter bombs, and strip clubs in the times of Covid. They also discuss Mortal Kombat, Joe Rogan, yard movies, and DMX’s funeral.

Handcuffs and Butt Stuff

The guys are two-thirds vaccinated at this point and really looking forward to getting back in the Bunker in the near future. In the meantime, they talk about racist snacks, a few movies, and the smell of Dick Loverboy’s house. They give a DMX update and Lil’ Skweeque shares fond memories of The Masters. Rev Flo really appreciates Christopher Meloni’s booty and wonders if neighborhood cows are invading his deck. They debate proper bathroom etiquette and talk about Matt Gaetz and buttholes.

Those Dickeaster Blues

The guys start off this episode with a butthole update and some related listener mail. Dick Loverboy tells of getting his first Covid vaccination. The guys invent a new holiday, celebrate the growing trend of gender reveals, and discuss Joe Biden’s dog. They celebrate Beastmode’s new album, and DLB gives his updates from the River Trip.