After a bit of a Christmas break, the guys reconvene in the Bunker for a really special 45th episode.  This one has almost everything:  Kwanzaa, insane US Presidents, The Holy Grail, vampires, and UFC drug testing. They revisit transsexual pornography and suicide by high speed decapitation.  They spend some time discussing the logistics of masturbating on an inversion table.  Jon and Rett offer a recap of their recent trip to Midville and ponder whether or not it really is just a gay orgy.  And, of course, Rett takes the opportunity to plug his other podcast, Heads or Cocktails.