The guys start out the episode by coming up with their own very special underwater survival technique. Rett talks about the sixth extinction (whatever the hell that is). Jon complains about stupid birds. TJ finds the Doogie Howser theme, and the guys talk about posing as a gynecologist. Rett does some pretty terrible movie reviewing. Jon offers some pretty terrible evolution theories. TJ comes up with a name for his yet to be discovered sidekick. If you are wondering, it's Porksteak. They watch some elephant sex, talk about other podcasts, and discuss possible Bunker sexual positions. Overall, a pretty solid episode.