The guys gather in The Bunker and celebrate Jon's birthday the best way they know how: by drinking delicious Irish whiskey. There is talk of movies, Bill O'Reilly, and Monkey Girl. Rett gives a leadership speech and contemplates starting a religious cult. There is a contest. Rett points out that Jon has a big fat head, and there is talk of uncircumcised snacks. TJ brings up Aaron Hernandez's suicide, which of course leads to talk of the Cosby show, which in turn takes us to pivotal moments in history. TJ talks about doing acid and tells stories. Rett talks about the Multiverse. Jon advances his theory that reality television led to President Trump. Music sucks now. Happy Birthday, and cash me outside. How bout dat?