Episode 97 - The Swamp of Sadness

The guys get together for a bit of a year-end wrap-up show deep in the Bunker.  They talk about the upcoming Midville trip, Christmas presents, thrift stores, and Rett's work.  There is a small Star Wars dork-out at one point.  They remember some of the people that we lost in 2016, and they discuss whether it truly is a sin to kill a ladybug.  Jon questions the appeal of both the New York Strip and Publix fried chicken.  Rett goes really deep on going really deep on acid. 

Episode 96 - Moustache Aids

The guys gather in the Bunker once again to discuss Christmas parties, old memes, Squirrel Busters, and Alabama Housecoats.  The talk about solid karaoke songs and offer their opinions on the best and worst Christmas music.  Rett tells everyone about his upcoming 4 mile footrace with drinking.  Jon has Ethiopian meat burps.  Then they spend way too much time talking about TrumpAmerica and Rett's constant state of fear for the United States.  

Episode 95 - The Old 1-2 in the 3-4

The guys gather once again to discuss some Trump cabinet picks, slumber party games, and Return to Oz...again.  Jon breaks down Islam.  They talk about marijuana laws and holiday masturbation.  Jon defends Scientology.  Rett has a dookie finger.  There is talk of an Alabama Housecoat.  Jon updates the guys on the Oglethorpe County News Facebook page.  They talk about Santa, Jesus, bullying, and Rett doing his first feature film.  The guys mourn the loss of John Glenn.  Rett celebrates the life of the Georgia Peach himself, Ted Williams.  A game of "Would You Rather?" leads to TJ recalling his experiences ejaculating into a cup.   

Episode 94 - Thanksgiving

It's a couple of days before Thanksgiving, and the guys decided to get together and try their best not to talk about Donald Trump.  They mostly succeed.  They find out that Tila Tequila is apparently a Nazi.  A discussion of green bean casserole somehow leads to a delicate dance on the edge of racism.  Rett talks about his newest turkey thawing technique.  Jon farts on a loved one.  TJ tells tale of getting molested by his cool orthodontist.  Rett ponders his next business venture, and the guys discuss the Kardashian Kurse and Koala Kooch.  And, the guys spend a little time talking about some things that they are thankful for.

Episode 93 - What Have We Done?

The guys gather in the Bunker for the first time since Donald Trump won the election.  So that is pretty much all they talk about.  There are a few other things at the end.

Episode 92 - The Armageddon Afterparty Election Night Spectacular

The guys gather in the Bunker on the eve of what is arguably the most insane election in recent history, and that is pretty much all they talk about.  Also, Rett updates everyone on the recent Alchemy burn.

Episode 91 - Fire

For this episode, the guys decided to try out the concept of having a central theme for the show.  With the Alchemy burn going on this weekend, that theme is "Fire."  So of course, somehow a conversation about propeller repair leads to a lengthy discussion of proper plane crash sex etiquette.  Rett talks about the contents of Kaopectate as well as the Georigia Guidestones (very briefly).  Of course, there is talk of the (not very) Presidential Election as Trump moves toward burning everything to the ground.  Rett reviews some of his preparations and a few of his concerns for the burn this weekend.   

Episode 90 - Daddy was a Shirt-Cockin' Man

Finally, an answer to the question that was raised at the end of the last episode - do Jews run Hollywood?  And that answer is yes.  Of course, this brings up more Mel Gibson talk, which naturally leads into a discussion of the first (not so-) Presidential Debate.  Rett talks about the upcoming Alchemy burn and gives an update on the recent fundraiser at Little Kings.  There is talk of shirt-cocking, crystals, and Rett's susceptibility to belief without question.  

Episode 89 - Does Switzerland Even HAVE a Navy?

After some time off, the guys finally make their return to the Bunker for another episode.  There is talk of Olympic medical records, runner's boner, and CVS sex toys.  There's also clowns, Presidential debates, and a few movies.  The guys even spend some time discussing 9/11.  This may be a very special episode, because the guys also aren't afraid to ask the hard questions:  What is the flash point of vaseline? Isn't Switzerland landlocked? Should you even be wearing boots during sex? Is Jon a sociopath? Do Jews really run Hollywood?

ALSO - Thursday, 9/22 at Little Kings.  The Automatic Burn Consortium is having a dance party fundraiser with half the proceeds going to The Cottage Sexual Assault and Child Advocacy Center.  It will be fun, and it is definitely for a good cause.  

Episode 88 - They Don't Need All Them Buttmuscles

During this episode, the guys talk sexism, serial killers, and comedy murder podcasts.  They relive old adventures from the Firehouse Package store.  They recount the recent Beastmode show at the Georgia Theatre.  They talk about the Olympics, doping, and Michael Phelps.  Jon reviews a couple of recent Netflix movies.  Overall, I think this one gets a D+.  

Episode 87 - Getting Scissored By a Lady Bear

In this episode, the guys talk Heads or Cocktails, Pokemon Go, and the recent vandalism at Bear Hollow.  They also ponder the age-old question of which of my friends would be most useful in a fight with a bear.  Jon tells tale of spear hunting pigs in Oglethorpe County and shows the guys his sunburned tummy.  There is talk of ghosts, relics, and sneaking into people's house to watch them sleep.  Jon updates everyone on the naked Twister lady.  They talk about UGA, DUIs, and passing out at red lights  They also recap the recent party conventions, and they ponder how long it would take to notice if all the Mormons disappeared.

Episode 86 - I'll Be Your Hillbilly, Henry

The guys welcome Henry Mitchell III to the Bunker for an unprecedented 8th time.  And this time, shit gets serious.  The guys spend some time discussing the recent violence in the United States and racism in general, all leading to Rett pondering the possible retirement of his well known, yet oft-maligned, watermelon humor.  There is also talk of Pokemon Go, a UFC 200 recap, and another naked hallucinating UGA student in the news.  Henry plugs some shows, talks about Athens For Everyone (link below) and shares some love.  Rett takes advantage of that love to plug Heads or Cocktails.  And TJ finally gets a show title.  

Episode 85 - Private Dick Loverboy, Private Dick

The guys descend into the Bunker once more for talk of UFC 200 (it has since already happened), hot yoga (it is lame), and the mystery of the missing episode (Rett is a dumbass).  They talk about a few movies, Jon's trip to the beach, and the Hulk Hogan sex tape.  They spend some time really analyzing Rett's racism and reveling in the internet sensation that is King Assripper.  TJ gets some exercise tips from Rett, which of course leads to an anatomy lesson.  They discuss a tiny amount of politics, and the Rett declares what he feels to be the jam of Summer 2016.  

Episode 83 - Orlando

The guys get back to the basics of The Armageddon Afterparty: three idiots, Bunker, booze.  And of course, they discuss racism first thing.  Then they spend the rest of the podcast talking about the tragedy in Orlando, terrorism, homophobia, gun control, Facebook activism, and a little politics at the end.  Also, Rett becomes fascinated with thought experiments.

Episode 82 - The Old Hook and Pull

For this episode, the guys welcome local bartender Trey Brock to the Bunker.  Rett gives a Heads or Cocktails update and then a yoga update.  The guys ponder "how gay is okay?" There is talk of religious cults, doo-doo bubbles, and politics.  Also, they guys discuss the recent naked PCP garbage truck rampage in downtown Athens.  

Episode 81 - Beastmode Takeover

So, the guys leave the Bunker unattended for five minutes, and a damn metal band slips in and starts doing their own show.  Henry and Richard Mitchell return to the Bunker and bring the rest of the band Beastmode for a truly memorable podcast.  They talk about their new album, the upcoming White Thrash Party (May 28 at Caledonia Lounge in downtown Athens), politics, poop, and the general state of the world today.  

Episode 80 - God Blasts Us in Our Ears

Two of the guys welcome David Hogue from the band Fallow to The Bunker.  The third guy is busy masturbating for a good cause.  They talk about the upcoming White Thrash Party (May 28), the Presidential Election, and vaginal steaming.  Talk of gas station chili and the end times leads to Rett and Jon's memories of church camp.  Later on, Rett's computer seriously fucks shit up.  There will be a link to Fallow's song "Til Death Do Us Part" below the show link.      

Episode 79 - The Decibels of Sound

In preparation for the upcoming White Thrash Party (5/28/16 at Caledonia), the guys welcome a couple of guests to The Bunker for this episode:  Jon Lane from the band Jet Engine Dragons and John McNeece from the band Marses.  There is talk of the local Athens Metal Scene and music in general.  Rett gives a burn update.  There is a little news and politics, the G-Day game, and Ludacris's rider.  Check out the links below for samples of both bands' music.

Episode 78 - Aphro Thingfro

The guys gather in The Bunker once again.  Rett considers being a Tiny Homes slumlord.  Jon plays McDonald's Monopoly and gets fatter.  They follow up on The Great Monroe Tannerite Lawnmower Incident of 2016.  Rett gives his review of The Jungle Book.  They talk about some recent deaths (Chyna and Prince), which leads to discussions about wrestling, Jehovah's Witnesses, and Celebrity Rehab.  Then there is just a little bit of politics at the end.    

Episode 77 - Puppies Humping a Sock

The guys gather in The Bunker to mourn the loss of Merle Haggard, talk about Jon's farts, and listen to Rett talking about creeping out little kids.  TJ is trying to have a baby.  Jon is having a yard sale. Rett is feeling lots of feelings.  They talk about James (The Amazing) Randi, Batman vs. Superman, and free bleeding.  And Rett shares all of his Six Flags secrets.