Jon hates white people. The guys recap the Super Bowl and talk about immigrants, Trump, and prison wallets. Rett gets racist. Jon recalls a recent trip to Columbia South Carolina to see Dave Chappelle. There is talk of parades, Philly cheesesteaks, and Indiana Jones. And Rett gets racist.
For this very special landmark episode, the guys welcome two old friends back to the Bunker: their most popular guest, Henry Mitchell III, and Sports Survival Analyst Todd. Of course, there is talk of Trump. Rett talks about science, white privilege, and burns. Todd talks sports. The guys offer their predictions for the Super Bowl, and they debate the best halftime shows. TJ offers his keys to great football. There is talk of movies and soundtracks, and the guys remember the music and movie clubs of their childhood. Discussion of race relations and gender relations reveal the fact that Rett is not only racist, but pretty sexist as well. The guys talk about upcoming Beastmode shows, and they discuss filming a follow up documentary: Return of the Lost Children of Rockdale County. Henry tells of his plans for celebrating Black History Month, and in a beautiful and honest moment, Todd thanks him for his service.
This episode was show-title heavy, so here is a list for your enjoyment: Bring the Whiskey. Oh Henry and His Poisonous Nuts. Make Capital Hill a Real Thing. Fuck You Voice of Reason. One Hundred Show Titles. Rocky IV All the Time. My Hand Can't Keep Up. and The Ongoing Problems of White American Males.
In their first podcast since the inauguration, President Trump seems to dominate the conversation. There is talk of The Wall, immigration, punching Nazis, NASA, the inauguration, the Women's March, and how the world sees America. But, there is also talk of sliderules, tornadoes, the Super Bowl, Silverado, and Creature Comforts. Jon ponders whether he would take part in an orgy if Rett were present. Rett does what is probably the most unique terrible Asian accent that you have ever heard. And the guys spend some time discussing positivity and the true meaning of Armageddon Afterparty.
On the eve of the inauguration of our 45th President, the guys got together to talk about some things: the Trump presidency, Trump's cabinet picks, and whether or not he has the ability to cut off the internet. They also discuss Chyna's clitoris, TJ starting a cartel, Rett fisting, and Jon's obsession with Reese Witherspoon's daughter. There is also talk of J Romney, predestination, and crow funerals. They offer terrible reviews of The OA, Rick and Morty, and Star Wars Rogue One. And Rett talks about steak and lesbians.
The guys get together for a bit of a year-end wrap-up show deep in the Bunker. They talk about the upcoming Midville trip, Christmas presents, thrift stores, and Rett's work. There is a small Star Wars dork-out at one point. They remember some of the people that we lost in 2016, and they discuss whether it truly is a sin to kill a ladybug. Jon questions the appeal of both the New York Strip and Publix fried chicken. Rett goes really deep on going really deep on acid.
The guys gather in the Bunker once again to discuss Christmas parties, old memes, Squirrel Busters, and Alabama Housecoats. The talk about solid karaoke songs and offer their opinions on the best and worst Christmas music. Rett tells everyone about his upcoming 4 mile footrace with drinking. Jon has Ethiopian meat burps. Then they spend way too much time talking about TrumpAmerica and Rett's constant state of fear for the United States.
The guys gather once again to discuss some Trump cabinet picks, slumber party games, and Return to Oz...again. Jon breaks down Islam. They talk about marijuana laws and holiday masturbation. Jon defends Scientology. Rett has a dookie finger. There is talk of an Alabama Housecoat. Jon updates the guys on the Oglethorpe County News Facebook page. They talk about Santa, Jesus, bullying, and Rett doing his first feature film. The guys mourn the loss of John Glenn. Rett celebrates the life of the Georgia Peach himself, Ted Williams. A game of "Would You Rather?" leads to TJ recalling his experiences ejaculating into a cup.
It's a couple of days before Thanksgiving, and the guys decided to get together and try their best not to talk about Donald Trump. They mostly succeed. They find out that Tila Tequila is apparently a Nazi. A discussion of green bean casserole somehow leads to a delicate dance on the edge of racism. Rett talks about his newest turkey thawing technique. Jon farts on a loved one. TJ tells tale of getting molested by his cool orthodontist. Rett ponders his next business venture, and the guys discuss the Kardashian Kurse and Koala Kooch. And, the guys spend a little time talking about some things that they are thankful for.
The guys gather in the Bunker for the first time since Donald Trump won the election. So that is pretty much all they talk about. There are a few other things at the end.
The guys gather in the Bunker on the eve of what is arguably the most insane election in recent history, and that is pretty much all they talk about. Also, Rett updates everyone on the recent Alchemy burn.
For this episode, the guys decided to try out the concept of having a central theme for the show. With the Alchemy burn going on this weekend, that theme is "Fire." So of course, somehow a conversation about propeller repair leads to a lengthy discussion of proper plane crash sex etiquette. Rett talks about the contents of Kaopectate as well as the Georigia Guidestones (very briefly). Of course, there is talk of the (not very) Presidential Election as Trump moves toward burning everything to the ground. Rett reviews some of his preparations and a few of his concerns for the burn this weekend.
Finally, an answer to the question that was raised at the end of the last episode - do Jews run Hollywood? And that answer is yes. Of course, this brings up more Mel Gibson talk, which naturally leads into a discussion of the first (not so-) Presidential Debate. Rett talks about the upcoming Alchemy burn and gives an update on the recent fundraiser at Little Kings. There is talk of shirt-cocking, crystals, and Rett's susceptibility to belief without question.
After some time off, the guys finally make their return to the Bunker for another episode. There is talk of Olympic medical records, runner's boner, and CVS sex toys. There's also clowns, Presidential debates, and a few movies. The guys even spend some time discussing 9/11. This may be a very special episode, because the guys also aren't afraid to ask the hard questions: What is the flash point of vaseline? Isn't Switzerland landlocked? Should you even be wearing boots during sex? Is Jon a sociopath? Do Jews really run Hollywood?
ALSO - Thursday, 9/22 at Little Kings. The Automatic Burn Consortium is having a dance party fundraiser with half the proceeds going to The Cottage Sexual Assault and Child Advocacy Center. It will be fun, and it is definitely for a good cause.
During this episode, the guys talk sexism, serial killers, and comedy murder podcasts. They relive old adventures from the Firehouse Package store. They recount the recent Beastmode show at the Georgia Theatre. They talk about the Olympics, doping, and Michael Phelps. Jon reviews a couple of recent Netflix movies. Overall, I think this one gets a D+.
In this episode, the guys talk Heads or Cocktails, Pokemon Go, and the recent vandalism at Bear Hollow. They also ponder the age-old question of which of my friends would be most useful in a fight with a bear. Jon tells tale of spear hunting pigs in Oglethorpe County and shows the guys his sunburned tummy. There is talk of ghosts, relics, and sneaking into people's house to watch them sleep. Jon updates everyone on the naked Twister lady. They talk about UGA, DUIs, and passing out at red lights They also recap the recent party conventions, and they ponder how long it would take to notice if all the Mormons disappeared.
The guys welcome Henry Mitchell III to the Bunker for an unprecedented 8th time. And this time, shit gets serious. The guys spend some time discussing the recent violence in the United States and racism in general, all leading to Rett pondering the possible retirement of his well known, yet oft-maligned, watermelon humor. There is also talk of Pokemon Go, a UFC 200 recap, and another naked hallucinating UGA student in the news. Henry plugs some shows, talks about Athens For Everyone (link below) and shares some love. Rett takes advantage of that love to plug Heads or Cocktails. And TJ finally gets a show title.
The guys descend into the Bunker once more for talk of UFC 200 (it has since already happened), hot yoga (it is lame), and the mystery of the missing episode (Rett is a dumbass). They talk about a few movies, Jon's trip to the beach, and the Hulk Hogan sex tape. They spend some time really analyzing Rett's racism and reveling in the internet sensation that is King Assripper. TJ gets some exercise tips from Rett, which of course leads to an anatomy lesson. They discuss a tiny amount of politics, and the Rett declares what he feels to be the jam of Summer 2016.
The guys get back to the basics of The Armageddon Afterparty: three idiots, Bunker, booze. And of course, they discuss racism first thing. Then they spend the rest of the podcast talking about the tragedy in Orlando, terrorism, homophobia, gun control, Facebook activism, and a little politics at the end. Also, Rett becomes fascinated with thought experiments.
For this episode, the guys welcome local bartender Trey Brock to the Bunker. Rett gives a Heads or Cocktails update and then a yoga update. The guys ponder "how gay is okay?" There is talk of religious cults, doo-doo bubbles, and politics. Also, they guys discuss the recent naked PCP garbage truck rampage in downtown Athens.
So, the guys leave the Bunker unattended for five minutes, and a damn metal band slips in and starts doing their own show. Henry and Richard Mitchell return to the Bunker and bring the rest of the band Beastmode for a truly memorable podcast. They talk about their new album, the upcoming White Thrash Party (May 28 at Caledonia Lounge in downtown Athens), politics, poop, and the general state of the world today.
