For their 56th episode, the guys finally convince a lady to come down into The Bunker. There are many things that I could say about Mindy Montgomery. Most of them would be true. Brace yourself. This one gets pretty weird.
For their 55th episode ever, the guys gather in The Bunker to talk about gay marriage, poop, and the movie Left Behind. Rett shows everyone the Hope Solo nudes, forever altering their opinion of the Women's World Cup. Jon talks about his balls. The guys also welcome their good friend Billy into The Bunker for talk of race relations, vibrators, and Rachel Dolezal. Rett tells tale of his recent trip to the Wazooga Jam, and he spends a little time talking about Heads or Cocktails.
The guys welcome local fire artist, bartender, and all-around good guy Russell "Catch" Allen back to The Bunker for talk of all things burn related. And a few things that are bum related. Rett pitches an incredible movie idea. This leads Jon and Rett to engage in a game of "Voice Memo Roulette." The guys discuss cruel and unusual punishment. Everyone shares stories about turning down blowjobs. The guys talk about Athfest, consent, and Caitlyn Jenner. Jon gets racist. TJ tells a story about pissing himself. Also, TJ provides some tales from the cleaners. You guessed it...there's poop involved.
And, the new episode of Heads or Cocktails will be recording live at the Nowhere Bar on June 11. Tell all your friends.
The guys come together once again to bring you stories of racist school principals, absorbed twins, and the Multiverse. They attempt to correct their recent terrible explanation of alternating and direct current. Pigroast tells about his recent trip to New York City. Jon wonders whether or not someone farted on the most recent episode of Radiolab. The guys also talk about train derailments, gay weddings, and being pressure-cooked to death in a tuna factory. Jon and Rett recount their recent outing to Oglethorpe Fresh for the CD release party for the Redstone Ramblers. Also, Rett admits that he is a horrible friend.
The guys' good friend and occasional lover Ken finally makes his triumphant return to The Bunker for this very special episode. Ken and Rett sing the praises of Bird Dog Bourbon, then Rett attempts to do simple math. Jon comes around on President Obama due primarily to an incredible handshake. The guys spend some time talking about politics, marijuana, and Elon Musk. They then fail spectacularly in an attempt to explain alternating versus direct current. Ken speaks on the joys of fatherhood. Rett brings up the situation in Baltimore, which of course leads to talk of the multiverse. They tell burn stories and wonder if Ken can truly hypnotize people. Jon discloses a recently discovered note that drunk Jon had left on his phone the prior evening - simply the word "moosehammer." Prepare yourselves, survivors. This one gets pretty weird.
For their 51st episode, the guys once again gather in The Bunker for all sorts of discussion. They talk about anal administration of illicit drugs and alcohol, cell phones and nut cancer, and Reggae deaths. They also spend some time discussing Japanese game shows, unicycling, and the upcoming Mad Max and Star Wars movies. Jon reveals that he is wary of large cats. Rett recalls his recent experience on stage with Doug Benson. Later, the guys ponder ways to monetize the podcast, and they engage in a rousing debate over nut cancer versus ass cancer.
Wow. Who would have thought that we would make it this far? For their landmark 50th episode, the guys once again gather in the Bunker for some lively discussion about all manner of things. Rett recounts his river trip, TJ reveals that he hates boats, and Jon talks about getting crop-dusted recently in Lowes. They spend some time talking about Survivorman: Bigfoot, Wu-Tang Clan, and the Murder Kroger. They recall memories of The Iron Triangle and relive some crazy times at the house on Oak Street. Jon talks about shooting things off the back porch. Rett plugs the upcoming Heads or Cocktails 3, and recounts his recent guest spot on Solutions, Not Revolutions, another awesome Athens podcast.
Wow, two episodes in a row with erection references in the titles. Anyway, the guys gather to discuss Rett's recent carpentry, a few of their favorite black performers, and some renovation plans for The Bunker. They talk about Rett's upcoming river trip, the pros and cons of receiving fellatio while unconscious, and Daylight Saving Time. A discussion about possible apocalypse scenarios leads Rett to ponder whether he would actually join the cannibal rapists rather than trying to fight them. Jon gives Rett a secret role play assignment, they debate the color of that damn dress, and they mourn the recent loss of one of their favorite downtown Athens bars, Max (formerly The Max Canada). Rett also plugs the upcoming "Heads or Cocktails 3."
Goodness gracious, where to begin.... Jon talks about recent trips to Publix and Wal-Mart, and the guys ponder whether anyone actually robs armored cars anymore. There is talk of weather, power outages, and Farmington Kitty. Jon reveals a deep need to be snuggled by someone significantly larger than him. The guys talk about getting old, TJ reveals a poop related issue, and that of course leads to a Shit Story Glory from Rett. The guys take some time to celebrate the lives of John Denver and Bernie Mac. Jon says some stupid things, so TJ accuses him of racism. Rett gives an update on the recent success of Heads or Cocktails 2. And, there is a brief discussion of raw nipples.
For their 47th episode, the guys talk about pot-eating pigs, pot-eating pigs, pot-eating TJ, and the Bruce Jenner gender transition. They provide a Super Bowl wrap-up, and they spend way too much time talking about another podcast. The ponder the age old question, Tuba or Trombone? They come up with what may be the single worst prison sex position ever. Rett gets way too excited about the Randy Quaid video. They also talk about penis destruction, South Africa, and Brokeback Mountain.
The guys start out the episode by coming up with their own very special underwater survival technique. Rett talks about the sixth extinction (whatever the hell that is). Jon complains about stupid birds. TJ finds the Doogie Howser theme, and the guys talk about posing as a gynecologist. Rett does some pretty terrible movie reviewing. Jon offers some pretty terrible evolution theories. TJ comes up with a name for his yet to be discovered sidekick. If you are wondering, it's Porksteak. They watch some elephant sex, talk about other podcasts, and discuss possible Bunker sexual positions. Overall, a pretty solid episode.
After a bit of a Christmas break, the guys reconvene in the Bunker for a really special 45th episode. This one has almost everything: Kwanzaa, insane US Presidents, The Holy Grail, vampires, and UFC drug testing. They revisit transsexual pornography and suicide by high speed decapitation. They spend some time discussing the logistics of masturbating on an inversion table. Jon and Rett offer a recap of their recent trip to Midville and ponder whether or not it really is just a gay orgy. And, of course, Rett takes the opportunity to plug his other podcast, Heads or Cocktails.
For their 44th episode, the guys inadvertently start out by talking about special memories from the fourth grade. Of course, this leads to discussion about drugs, dodgeball, and Turtles Music. Jon tells tale of Farmington Kitty going to war. Somehow, talk about Gay Stuff leads to tranny porn, which leads to the guys recalling their appreciation for the work of Peter North. Rett fights through an attack of the ankle cancer and talks about his upcoming live podcast event "Heads or Cocktails." There is talk and review of the other bunker-centered podcasts, as well as a recounting of all the best details of the presidency of the indomitable James K. Polk. Things then quickly devolve to television shows, dreams, and Scott Stapp.
For this very special episode, the guys gather in The Bunker to talk about the end of UGA's football season, the Lego Movie, and Chinese organ harvesting. The spend a little time talking about a potentially competing podcast and consider possibility of maybe thinking about throwing down the gauntlet. Rett talks about his new podcast, which naturally leads to discussion about dead grandparents. They totally dork out over the new Star Wars preview, and they talk about suicide by high speed decapitation. And finally, they wrap up with a complete logical breakdown of the classic film "Maximum Overdrive."
For their 42nd episode, the guys reconvene in the Bunker for the first time since TJ's return from his honeymoon. He tells tales of his and Mrs. Pigroast's journeys through gay Paris. Rett and Jon reveal that they tried to podcast without him and failed miserably. The guys talk about Seabear and the Sundown Saloon, and they give their predictions about the UGA Auburn game. Later on, they talk about Christian dubstep and afternoon cartoons from their childhood. Jon starts some internet beef and complains about Fukushima. Also, some Brits have landed a spaceship on a comet, and that is pretty badass.
After a bit of an Ebola-induced hiatus, the guys finally come back to the surface with their 41st episode ready for the masses. They spend some time talking about TJ's upcoming nuptials, make some plans for Halloween in beautiful downtown Athens, and dish on the latest developments in the Honey Boo Boo situation. Jon talks about his recent trip to see Bill Cosby. Rett tells some stories. TJ talks about his young sexual escapades.
In this very special episode, the guys take on Catholicism, abortion, and public television. Rett drinks brown liquor and takes an unusual stance on the Ray Rice elevator video. Jon drinks Yeungling and gets riled up about raising the minimum wage. Finally, Rett expresses concern that his nephew is going to be the weird home-schooled kid.
For this sports-heavy episode, the guys welcome fan favorite and all around good guy Mr. Todd back to The Bunker for some sports survival analysis. The guys talk about the upcoming UGA-Clemson game, the ideal offensive line, and the UFC. Rett reveals that he sometimes wears women's underwear when he goes out to the club. TJ sees Iggy Azalea for the first time. It's magical.
In this very special episode, Rett talks about the weather, TJ vows to be more positive, and Jon demonstrates an inability to properly convey sarcasm. TJ tells a story of getting almost-molested as a child. Rett and Jon recall their recent trip to the comedy show. The guys also debate cheese. Rett tells of his recent river trip and the dysentery he brought back with him. Then the guys talk about some depressing things from the news.
For this episode, the guys really just kind of bitch about things. Rett explains his issue with the local metal scene. Jon gripes about his former landlord. TJ complains about Wal-Mart, Ryan's, and people in general. The guys discuss the recent introduction of the Ebola virus to the greater Atlanta area. Seriously folks, get to work on those bunkers. We are all going to die.
