Episode 47 - A Little Dickel in Your Mouth

For their 47th episode, the guys talk about pot-eating pigs, pot-eating pigs, pot-eating TJ, and the Bruce Jenner gender transition.  They provide a Super Bowl wrap-up, and they spend way too much time talking about another podcast.  The ponder the age old question, Tuba or Trombone?  They come up with what may be the single worst prison sex position ever.  Rett gets way too excited about the Randy Quaid video.  They also talk about penis destruction, South Africa, and Brokeback Mountain.  

Episode 46 - Aboriginal Folks Are More Muscular Than Your Normal American

The guys start out the episode by coming up with their own very special underwater survival technique.  Rett talks about the sixth extinction (whatever the hell that is).  Jon complains about stupid birds.  TJ finds the Doogie Howser theme, and the guys talk about posing as a gynecologist.  Rett does some pretty terrible movie reviewing.  Jon offers some pretty terrible evolution theories.  TJ comes up with a name for his yet to be discovered sidekick.  If you are wondering, it's Porksteak.  They watch some elephant sex, talk about other podcasts, and discuss possible Bunker sexual positions.  Overall, a pretty solid episode.  

Episode 45 - Gayest With an "I"

After a bit of a Christmas break, the guys reconvene in the Bunker for a really special 45th episode.  This one has almost everything:  Kwanzaa, insane US Presidents, The Holy Grail, vampires, and UFC drug testing. They revisit transsexual pornography and suicide by high speed decapitation.  They spend some time discussing the logistics of masturbating on an inversion table.  Jon and Rett offer a recap of their recent trip to Midville and ponder whether or not it really is just a gay orgy.  And, of course, Rett takes the opportunity to plug his other podcast, Heads or Cocktails.   

Episode 44 - Too Pussy to Have an Abortion

For their 44th episode, the guys inadvertently start out by talking about special memories from the fourth grade.  Of course, this leads to discussion about drugs, dodgeball, and Turtles Music.  Jon tells tale of Farmington Kitty going to war.  Somehow, talk about Gay Stuff leads to tranny porn, which leads to the guys  recalling their appreciation for the work of Peter North. Rett fights through an attack of the ankle cancer and talks about his upcoming live podcast event "Heads or Cocktails."  There is talk and review of the other bunker-centered podcasts, as well as a recounting of all the best details of the presidency of the indomitable James K. Polk.  Things then quickly devolve to television shows, dreams, and Scott Stapp.  

Episode 43 - I Love the Gooping Blood

For this very special episode, the guys gather in The Bunker to talk about the end of UGA's football season, the Lego Movie, and Chinese organ harvesting.  The spend a little time talking about a potentially competing podcast and consider possibility of maybe thinking about throwing down the gauntlet.  Rett talks about his new podcast, which naturally leads to discussion about dead grandparents.  They totally dork out over the new Star Wars preview, and they talk about suicide by high speed decapitation.  And finally, they wrap up with a complete logical breakdown of the classic film "Maximum Overdrive."

Episode 42 - America At It's Most Badass

For their 42nd episode, the guys reconvene in the Bunker for the first time since TJ's return from his honeymoon.  He tells tales of his and Mrs. Pigroast's journeys through gay Paris.  Rett and Jon reveal that they tried to podcast without him and failed miserably.  The guys talk about Seabear and the Sundown Saloon, and they give their predictions about the UGA Auburn game.  Later on, they talk about Christian dubstep and afternoon cartoons from their childhood.  Jon starts some internet beef and complains about Fukushima.  Also, some Brits have landed a spaceship on a comet, and that is pretty badass.

Episode 41 - I Pull Nugget Well

After a bit of an Ebola-induced hiatus, the guys finally come back to the surface with their 41st episode ready for the masses.  They spend some time talking about TJ's upcoming nuptials, make some plans for Halloween in beautiful downtown Athens, and dish on the latest developments in the Honey Boo Boo situation. Jon talks about his recent trip to see Bill Cosby.  Rett tells some stories. TJ talks about his young sexual escapades.  

Episode 40 - The Fortieth Episode

In this very special episode, the guys take on Catholicism, abortion, and public television.  Rett drinks brown liquor and takes an unusual stance on the Ray Rice elevator video.  Jon drinks Yeungling and gets riled up about raising the minimum wage.  Finally, Rett expresses concern that his nephew is going to be the weird home-schooled kid.  

Episode 39 - Toddcast 3, or White Power Back

For this sports-heavy episode, the guys welcome fan favorite and all around good guy Mr. Todd back to The Bunker for some sports survival analysis.  The guys talk about the upcoming UGA-Clemson game, the ideal offensive line, and the UFC.  Rett reveals that he sometimes wears women's underwear when he goes out to the club.  TJ sees Iggy Azalea for the first time.  It's magical. 

Episode 38 - Cow Vaginas Are Like Waterbeds

In this very special episode, Rett talks about the weather, TJ vows to be more positive, and Jon demonstrates an inability to properly convey sarcasm.  TJ tells a story of getting almost-molested as a child.  Rett and Jon recall their recent trip to the comedy show.  The guys also debate cheese. Rett tells of his recent river trip and the dysentery he brought back with him.  Then the guys talk about some depressing things from the news.  

Episode 37 - Rants and Raves

For this episode, the guys really just kind of bitch about things.  Rett explains his issue with the local metal scene.  Jon gripes about his former landlord.  TJ complains about Wal-Mart, Ryan's, and people in general.  The guys discuss the recent introduction of the Ebola virus to the greater Atlanta area.  Seriously folks, get to work on those bunkers.  We are all going to die.  

Episode 36 - Should You Ever Apologize for Art?

In this episode, TJ brings the excitement, Rett brings a brand new Shit Story Glory, and Jon wonders which Golden Girl is the hottest.  They discuss the upcoming World War III, dick pics, and the Star Wars Christmas Special.  The guys also spend a little time talking about apples and Fall Festivals.  

AA Bonus -- Rett, Henry, and Jeremy

For this bonus episode, Rett sits down with Henry Mitchell III and Jeremy, from the band Crooked Gear, and has a talk about music, traffic, childhood, video games, and concerts.  Enjoy.

Episode 35 - The Return of Will Kiser

For their 35th episode, the guys welcome their good friend and local celebrity Will Kiser back to the Bunker for talk of cheerleaders, firemen, and new gay sex terminology.  Rett weighs in on Washington state FINALLY making available the marijuana that they legalized a while back.  They talk about the World Cup, STDs, and Stitches.  Rett and TJ recently went kayaking together.    They discuss how creepy Facebook can be, talk about which superpower you should choose, and debate who one should bring back via seance.  Jon closes with some selected readings from Grindr.  

Episode 34 - Look At My Little Teenie Teenie

Today, Armageddon Afterparty celebrates our Independence Day.  For this episode, the guys gather in The Bunker and have some pretty serious discussion about Rosebudding, pubic hair dye, and several recent Supreme Court decisions.  TJ regrets going to college, Rett considers himself an artist, and Jon eats a beef and cheddar.  Rett issues his co-hosts an open mic stand-up comedy challenge.  Jon tells of his recent experience in a sensory deprivation tank.  At one point, the guys consider protesting their own show.  Happy Fourth of July, everyone.  

Episode 33 - Carpe Diem For Idiots

The guys settle in at the Bunker and have some really serious discussion about Cosmos, A Spacetime Odyssey, the recent mass murder at UC Santa Barbara, and college porn.  Rett tries to start a thing (#vaginababoon).  They talk about final wishes of the deceased and contemplate whether or not "The Blues Brothers" is racist.  Later on, they come up with the most bizarre fight ever.  

Episode 32 - Henry Mitchell III Returns, Again

The guys welcome their good friend Henry back to the Bunker for talk of many things: sex with pool toys, roofies, and dog attacks.  Rett tells of kayak adventure.  Henry shares some stories from behind the bar.  The guys mourn the loss of Maya Angelou.  Then they talk about sperm banks, machetes, and a few movies.  Also - go check out Athfest this weekend, folks.

Episode 31 - The Art of Podcasting Audio Man Sex

In this very special episode, Rett goes black and then wonders if he will ever truly be able to go back.  Then he and TJ recount their trip to the metal concert, while Jon talks about the wedding that kept him away.  The guys spend some time talking about New Earth Music Hall, local celebrity Mark Bell, Athfest, and the Wired Music Festival.  Then things get really weird with talk of anal bleaching, hemorrhoids, Petey Pablo, AIDS, and a Donald Sterling recap.  And then after that, somehow, a conversation about the new Star Wars movie turns into a conversation about wet biscuit.  Also, Rett talks about biking to work.

Episode 30 - Henry Mitchell III Returns

For Episode 30, the guys welcome friend of the show and local rock god, Henry Mitchell III, back to the Bunker for more discussion of all things metal.  I know we have said it before, but this episode really has everything: old porn, yard sales, masturbating while driving, neuropsychology, and quantum physics.  The guys recap their recent night out at the White Thrash party at Caledonia, and they question whether or not they may be psychopaths.  Also, apparently TJ is constantly on the verge of complete mental breakdown.  Who knew?  

Episode 29 - What If I Want Them to Peel Their Faces?

On April 29, by extreme coincidence, the guys met in the Bunker to record their 29th episode of the Armageddon Afterparty.  They talk about what is rapidly becoming one of Athens' most popular annual events, the Twilight Criterium.  Rett and Jon recap their recent outing to see some local comics at Casual Comedy at Hendershot's Coffee Shop.  Rett emphasizes the importance of tipping your food delivery guy well.  Then the guys have a truly stirring discussion about both gun control and marijuana legalization.  TJ recalls an incident of pointless childhood vandalism.  They talk about Donald Sterling (billionaire racist), John McBain (emotional Judge), and Bane (awesome super-villain).  Also, Jon realizes as he is posting the podcast they he apparently does not know how to spell the word "villain."  Thanks for the help with that, Internet.