137 - Bitches With Moustaches

So the long awaited discussion of Bruno Mars's possible cultural appropriation just doesn't happen.  Instead, the guys talk about The X-files, Legion, darts, Strange Brew, and a recent outing to Open Toad.  TJ tells tales of his friends jerking off dogs. Jon tells an unusual poop story.  Rett recounts the river trip.  They discuss the YouTube shooter, media bias, and baby sheep.  And they end up talking about The Shocker, diarrhea, and the G-Day Game.  

136 - Drugs Are Bad, Racist.

The guys come together once again to discuss Rett's weird-ass dogs, some television shows and movies, and how much Rett hates Siri.  Jon tells a dog-kicking story.  The guys bid a fond farewell to Stephen Hawking and to Richard Jewell.  Rett gives a Dark Tower update.  Jon talks about seeing a chihuahua recently with a truly massive penis.  They discuss climate change and the logistics of Maximum Overdrive.  And, they wonder once again, is Jon racist?  

135 - Sucking That Bread Bag Nitrous

The guys come together once again and quickly realize that they have actually been bawling out of control.  Discussion of college basketball leads to talk of the opioid crisis.  They revel in their memories of the recent Flaming Lips show and mourn the loss of Rett's amazing mustache.  TJ reaffirms that he hates rave pants and Jimmy Buffett.  A recent bathroom discovery leads to a discussion of proper pooping etiquette.  They talk about the Oscars, Ryan Seacrest, and the good old days of "pretty much" consent.  There is talk of President Trump and wondering whether one can absorb nitrous oxide anally.  

134 - The Wheelchair Workaround

Jon steps out for a minute.  Rett opines about millennials.  The guys discuss the logistics of Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.  Jon recommends Black Panther.  Rett hates memes.  TJ can't go to prison.  They play Would You Rather? and discuss Cobra Kai.  Rett has doggy issues, and they end things by talking about guns, Golden Panda, and Lexington food options in general.  

133 - Corncobbing My Sweet Roll

The guys kick things off with some talk about the recent school shooting in Florida.  They also discuss the Winter Olympics, moonshine, and some really weird eating habits.  They debate whether one can receive a cold virus from performing oral sex.  They talk about the hit new movie The Ritual, now available on Netflix.  This episode is proudly brought to you by Cockwrench Liquor.

132 - Do Not Suck on That, Mister!

First of all, one of Rett's stupid dogs crapped in The Bunker, like a jerk.  Also, some mystery person snuck in and crapped at Jon's job.  The guys discuss murdering child molesters, curling, and the Super Bowl.  They talk about all of those maniacs in Philly.  Rett goes bowling. They discuss the recent Tide Pod Challenge, and Rett talks about sucking batteries as a child.  TJ talks about his beautiful baby, and the guys discuss Solo, the Terminator franchise, and the X-Files.  Jon gives his report from a recent open mic, and Rett workshops material.   

131 - We Finish Each Other's Sandwiches

The guys come together once more to talk about zero gravity raves, the TV edit of Silence of the Lambs, and the upcoming Flaming Lips concert.  TJ comes up with a new motto, and the guys discuss sharing Christ with Siri.  Rett tells some jokes.  Jon offers a riddle.  Our friend Jeremiah murdered his sister.  A discussion of Whole 30 transforms into a discussion of anilingus.  Talk about AirPods turns into talk about Air Bud.  The guys discuss the government shutdown, greased lightpoles in Philly, and The Big Unit.  And, they ponder whether or not Jon is, in fact, a bitch.

130 - Call Me Mamser

After a bit of a hiatus, the guys finally get back together in The Bunker to welcome 2018, talk about Georgia football, and apologize for things that Rett says.  The guys talk about Down Syndrome, space telescopes, edging, the Me Too Movement, dick punching, Mexican food, and of course, The Dark Tower.  Jon throws out some Asian accents.  They spend a little time on President Trump's shithole countries comment and offer poorly informed opinions on tax breaks.  There is talk of Black Mirror and The Room.  They discuss the legality of the Buffalo Bill move, TJ offers up his orgasm noise, and Rett describes his genitals.  And they wrap things up with a rousing game of Guess the Omelette.

129 - Immerse Yourself in Fiction

The guys welcome another guest to The Bunker for this episode, their good friend Adam, and there is discussion of Christmas parades, Christmas concerts, old-time country radio, and Leonardo Dicaprio's penis.  They debate the best and worst Zelda games and spend some time discussing University of Georgia football.  They review this week in sexual harassment accusations, and Jon attempts to injure Rett's dog live on-air.  AND, Adam plugs the upcoming Christmas concert of his band Basketball Team on December 23 at the Foundry in beautiful Athens, Georgia.  

128 - It's Not Harassment If You Like It

The guys welcome their second female guest ever to the Bunker, the lovely Allison of the Calla.  They talk sweet potatoes, refrigeration, dick-grabbing, and delicious Bell's lasagna.  Allison offers a different perspective on the ongoing wave of sexual harassment allegations, and they discuss exactly what a creep Matt Lauer really is.  There is talk of gender bias in language and double standards.  The guys ponder whether or not they have ever sexually harassed any other guys, and boy have they.  They talk about video games, the 3rd Amendment, and the Athens Anti-Discrimination Movement, and they end the episode with some Ric Flair sex math.  

127 - Mr. Loverboy Goes Full Scooby

Rett tells a tale of throwing things he loves out windows, which leads to a lengthy discussion of the best orifices in which to hide contraband.  The guys swap concussion stories and talk about CTE.  There is talk of masturbation technique and pickleball.  They discuss UGA football and the BCS tournament.  Rett remembers Mousercising, and they wonder if Apache Chief is going to be in the new Justice League movie.  

126 - Less About the Hardware and More About My Mouth

The guys talk about Rett's recent obsession with The Dark Tower, the Menendez brothers, gray pubes, and buttholes.  They make fun of Jon's giant head and disgusting fat body.  There is an election update and some discussion of the dynamics of a church shooting.  They talk about the recent flood of sexual abuse allegations, and Rett talks about Triangle Biscuit and female orgasm tents.  There is a UFC 217 recap, talk of white privilege, and drunken tales of cats in distress.  

125 - Take Me Down to Old Quebec Town

The boys are back together once again.  They talk about the name Tim, lunchtime pornography, and the proper spelling of bukkaki.  Rett defends Harvey Weinstein.  They discuss the best and worst times in American history as well as social media and its effects on relationships.  There is talk of Mindhunter, Riverworld, and the tv edit of Silence of the Lambs.  They discuss the upcoming UFC 217 and the fact that UGA football is number one in the nation.  And, they honor their second female listener.  

124 - Frail Old Lady Bird Bones

In the absence of TJ, Rett and Jon get together and press on without him.  There is more talk of the National Anthem Protests.  There is also talk of the recent Las Vegas attack and the Second Amendment.  They discuss Jon's tactics for dealing with crazies, Tubular Bells, and Perfect Strangers.  Jon tries to tell an emergency poo story, but is almost immediately upended by Rett's much better and more interesting saved-an-old-woman-from-choking-at-Taco's story.  They issue some RIPs, discuss the fact that the Juice is Loose, and talk about whether TJ really thinks Jon hates him.  

123 - Not Big on Anthems

In the absence of Jon, Rett and TJ get together to press on without him.  There is talk of the National Anthem Protest, Dipping Dots, squirting, and general squirting etiquette.  Rett recalls his days as a door-to-door salesman.  TJ shits on Helen, Georgia, and they both shit on Trump.  They discuss Bladerunner 2049.  Rett expresses his fear of a truly awful pun.  They talk about owl sex, dolphin penises, and Georgia trivia.  

122 - Knee Deep in Trench Mud

The guys discuss the end of the world this Saturday (spoiler alert: didn't happen).  Rett makes fun of fat Jon.  They talk about Boybutante Drag Bingo and Trivia at Hi-Lo.  Rett ruins waffle cones and takes a surprisingly harsh stance on Mammal Toe.  Jon's mother-in-law may be a racist.  There is discussion on man-scaping, monkey genitalia, Juggalos, and piss-walking.  The guys go deep on the Mr. Hands video and basically just trail off at the end.

121 - The Irma-geddon Afterparty

The guys welcome friend and frequent podcast guest Henry Mitchell III back to The Bunker, where he immediately and rightfully starts calling them out for a few things from past episodes.  They then uncover a massive Carnie pedophile ring.  There is talk of the numerous hurricanes currently bearing down on the United States, pooping habits, and college football.  Henry provides a Beastmode update, and TJ wonders whether or not Jon hates him.  

120 - The Peekaboo Swastika

The guys kick things off by debating the word "tranny" again, which leads Jon to a serious feeling of deja vu. Rett is fascinated with Teen Moms.  TJ is fascinated by Amazon.  Rett recalls his recent eclipse field trip.  Jon asks several butthole-related questions.  Rett runs an obstacle course.  The guys finally uncover hard evidence of Jon's racism, discuss hotel etiquette, and wonder what Bill Gates jerks off to.  They end up with predictions for the Mayweather McGregor fight, discussion of some Jon Jones news, and Hulk Hogan's penis.

119 - The Totality Zone

Rett finally admits to rubbing his taint on Jon's mic.  The guys discuss Charlottesville.  Rett loves the eclipse.  Jon may or may not out himself as a complete racist.  They devote whole sections of the podcast to a single listener.  They discuss salsa and sausha and issue a listener challenge.  They talk about Westworld, Game of Thrones, the Top Dawg Tavern, and the DEA.    

118 - Bjorkin' the Fox

The guys gather once again to talk about the 40 Watt burglary, the mind of your average scumbag, and equine sexual encounters.  There is also discussion of nude skydiving and an update on the Trump White House.  There are UFC updates, TJ's mom's texts, and bad movies.  Rett takes us on a worldwide tour of terrible accents and introduces us to a new persona, Tequila Blanco.